When I was a youngster, straight after dinner I would scoot off to the dunny to see to some business. It was partially to do with my own body clock and partially done as a scam to get out of doing the dishes.

It always used to piss my dad off. He would complain and say that the dishes would be waiting for me by the time I came out. They never did. I used to love then as I do now, taking a long time down at the well and would sit there until my legs would go completely numb from my elbows digging into my legs.

Being a complete music nut at an early age didn't help me much either as I would often go in there with my radio cassette and listen to the Top 40. 3 hours of Casey Caseham on a Sunday night in that drilling American acent of his, it's a wonder I didn't have piles by the time I was 14!

The real beauty of spending extended times in the toliet is that it's thinking time. It's time to ponder and wonder. Time to plan and scam. The only time one gets with thy self and has a good out pouring of thoughts and emotions. And it's the only time no one else is game enough to get near you either.

I'm told by many of my female friends that this is exculsively a blokes thing as they get to sit down everytime they go to the loo and the novelty has long gone worn off. Pity really, as the best thing about spending a long time in the loo is that people can often forget you are in there and when they walk in on you with your pants around your ankles it's a competition on who is the most embarrassed. Even funnier when you're in a public toliet.

Much like this CD, you've walked in on the Moonies going about some business. Sorry, I didn't know you were in there is the sort of record you wished you perhaps didn't walk in on, but at the same time you are kinda glad. You managed to walk in on their ponderings, their thinking time, all the while they happily wear they pants around their ankles and the cistern dribbles uncontrollabley.

Sorry, I didn't know you were in there is a live to air radio performance the band did in November 1998 on Student Radio 5UV's Local Live show. It is pressed on demand onto CDR and released by A-Band-On-Vinyl thru' Sexy Diablo Records.

You make up your own mind whether their shits stinks.